When Einstein was a young boy he was a late talker and naturally his parents were worried. Finally, one day at supper, he broke into speech with the words "Die Zuppe ist zu heiss." (The soup is too hot). His parents were greatly relieved, but asked him why he hadn't spoken up to that time. The answer came back: "Bisher war Alles in Ordnung." (Until now everything was in order).
or this...
A friend of mine joined a Trappist Monastery, where monks are not allowed to speak. They are allowed to say three words every five years. At the end of the first five years my friend stood up and said, “Need new shoes” At the end of the second five years he stood up and said, “Need new mattress” After fifteen years had passed he stood up and said, “I am quitting!” The Abbot said, “It’s probably for the best. You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”
Thats all I got on jokes based on your condition. Get well soon!!!
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ReplyDeleteWhen Einstein was a young boy he was a late talker and naturally his parents were worried. Finally, one day at supper, he broke into speech with the words "Die Zuppe ist zu heiss." (The soup is too hot). His parents were greatly relieved, but asked him why he hadn't spoken up to that time. The answer came back: "Bisher war Alles in Ordnung." (Until now everything was in order).
or this...
A friend of mine joined a Trappist Monastery, where monks are not allowed to speak. They are allowed to say three words every five years.
At the end of the first five years my friend stood up and said, “Need new shoes”
At the end of the second five years he stood up and said, “Need new mattress”
After fifteen years had passed he stood up and said, “I am quitting!”
The Abbot said, “It’s probably for the best. You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”
Thats all I got on jokes based on your condition. Get well soon!!!